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Depress-O-meter reading : 90%

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Maybe later.

Mind not thinking sanely at the moment. Feeling rather... unusual.

There was this little girl,
She went around the world,
She met a tiger,
which promptly bit her,
And now she's at the funeral.

There was a little dog,
who lived in a bog.
A cook found it,
by no mean feat,
and now it's a hotdog.

There was a little boy,
who was rather shy and coy.
on christmas a troll,
gave him a doll,
he fucked the fucking toy!

There was an young spinster,
whose job was to serve some beer.
One day she was stalked,
And while she walked,
the stalker took advantage and raped her.

There was this crazy loon,
Who liked to imitate some toons.
He jumped off a building,
With a car as the point of landing.
Let's just say he arrived with a boom.

There was this young man from Clove,
He fell quite a bit in love.
But he was rejected,
And was feeling quite dejected.
He drowned himself in a cove.

There was another man from Clove,
He too fell in love,
But the girl liked another man,
And that's when the shit hit the fan.
For off a 30 storey building he dove.

There was a fair young lady,
who was killed in a car tragedy.
She got rather pissed off,
And continued to kill off,
All the poeple she sees.

Status: Rather depressed
Lunch in a few minutes time